(Less) Fat Ninja

My boy is funny, as we recall from the reading (F is for Guidry).  Durring a visit in December we played video games and I was able to win the occasinoal round.  I of course I beat my chest and bragged about it.  "I'm like a ninja" I explained, "lightning fast reflexes".  I left him to his Mine Craft and was working in my office when I got this text. 

"Hey, Fat Ninja, how about some lightening fast snacks up here? -Beau"

And a nick name was born.  I cant deny I'm fat, and I won't deny my Ninja skills so Fat Ninja was born.  Well...not exactly.

Lots of "Fat Ninja" on the web.  A gamimg company, a comic book, endless sad pictures. 

Here's two of my faves:

 

When I went to see him this past weekend he noticed my weight loss and said "Hey, I guess you're like 'less fat Ninja, now".  I'll take it.