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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Live Más

Last month Taco Bell introduced a second taco wrapped in a Dorito shell. Doritos Tacos Locos , in Cool Ranch! The commercial announcing the new taco was dubbed "the worlds most obvious idea" and was even supported by Buddhist Monks (well actors playing monks).... There were count downs at Taco Bell locations and people had parties.... We are all going to Taco Hell, if we can fit our fat asses thru the gates.


Health wise it would be better to let your kids smoke cigarettes then let them eat at Taco Bell, really. The Slogan should be "Live menos!"
But not just Taco Bell, the whole PepsiCo group of resturants is a juggernaught of nutritionally bankrupt food pushers.

Let's take a look at KFC's Double Down Sandwich.  A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Deep Fried Chicken As "Bread" ... The sandwich consists of two breaded, deep fried chicken fillets wrapped around bacon, cheese and smeared with a mayo bassed Colonel’s sauce.


Now for Pizza Hut:

Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’s Pizza.  Around the perimeter of this pie is what essentially amounts to a hula-hoop ring of cheese. Gross, right? But it's not just cheese. Also inside that ring: two types of sausage, ham, beef, and bacon. The impact of all those salt-cured meats is more than a day’s worth of sodium in each two-slice serving—oh, and as much saturated fat as a dozen Extra Crispy Drumsticks from KFC! Don't forget the ranch dipping sauce.


I wonder if PepsiCo is a secret al-Qaeda front?  They do seem to be intent on killing every American in a slow and painful way. 
 
The Taco Bell slogan right now is "Live Más", which means "Live More", that is hilarious. With their other slogan, "Fourth Meal" Taco Bell and it's sister companies at PepsiCo are resposible for some serious crimes against health. If you really want to Live Más! Eat less shit at Taco Bell!

 

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